The Polythene Police

Polythene UK

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WOOP WOOP It’s the sound of the Police! The Polythene Police are here to make sure you’re all going green!! Snatch and grabs and supplying bags, Eco plastic has never been easier. Cruising around in our Honda Shuttle, best behave or you’ll get in trouble.

The Team

Jacqui Arnold – CaptainCHIEF OF POLICE!

An experienced Twin Towner, with her heavy right foot we should get there in good time, just don’t let her drive or you’ll end up in Germany, that’s if she hasn’t crashed by then, Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic.

Kevin BrookPATROL SERGEANT!

Another TT virgin, thinks he’s coming for the fun but really he is doing all the driving, that’s once he stops applying his makeup in the rear view mirror.

Sophie GrothASST. CHIEF OF POLICE!

NO sense of direction so don’t give her the map, but is happy to be the back seat driver! Has orange hair so will be easy to spot at Le Touquet street party, is DRUNK after one drink.

Jordan CormackDETECTIVE LIEUTENANT!

TT virgin, escaping his 2 young children for some needed rest. You will hear him before you see him, Don’t Stand So Close To Him.